i once read a zutara fanfic and they were having sex so i was like oh ok but then when zuko was you know done he was like oh i dont want to get you pregnant so katara was like oh you dont have to worry about that so she BENT THE SEMEN OUT OF HER VAGINA AND THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW
needless to say i quickly closed my laptop and cried for about 20 minutes but that is a thing that exists
a friendly neighbourhood reminder that I JUST STUMBLED ON THIS FANFIC
i……….

My humble contribution to a mash-up/crossover idea that’s been floating around.
YES PLEASE.
I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS FANDOM
This fox is just continually unimpressed with everything you have to offer

ATTENTION WOMEN: DOES THIS COMIC LOOK LIKE IT’S FOR YOU? MAYBE TRY HITTING THE BACK BUTTON AND WATCHING OPRAH RERUNS
CUKES “THE RABBIT” CUMBERSON IS A RECKLESS EX-COP WITH NOTHING TO LOSE AND EVERYTHING TO PROVE. NATALIE “THE OTHER RABBIT” SHELLMAN IS A SMOKIN’ HOT HEIRESS WHO’S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SOME GUYS IN CRAB SUITS. GET READY FOR A COMIC ABOUT CUKES BEATING UP THOSE GUYS AND SHOOTING THEM WITH GUNS, PROBABLY IN THE FACE
HE WEARS RABBIT EARS SOMETIMES BUT IT’S JUST A COSTUME PROP SO IT’S NOT WEIRD BRO