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TUCKER THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU’VE EVER DONE 

EVEN WORSE THEN ALMOST GETTING ME FIRED AS A NANNY BECAUSE OF YOUR ASS OBSESSION

IM DONE

· TUCKER · TIME · OUT ·

of course tucker is online reblogging man ass when i’m on a savior-free computer with my aunt and uncle 

fivecentsplease:

of

course

EVERY TIME IM ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER IN A CROWDED LIBRARY MERG

EVERY PAGE STARTS WITH ASS

EVERY PAGE ENDS WITH ASS

EVERY

PAGE

· TUCKER · tucker and his butts ·

yeahtucker replied to your post: So in preparation for moving out (aka getting my…

just get takeout tbh

TAKEOUT IS EXPENSIVE TUCKER I AM GOING TO HAVE A RENT PAYMENT TO MANAGE

· TUCKER · tucker is butts · tucker gives terrible suggestions · notucker ·

yeahtucker replied to your post: yeahtucker replied to your post: So is there like…

it’s not a big deal, they see EVERYTHING. but I would have draped it over my ass first, and then they could have adjusted it if need be. unless the massage man was Cory Monteith esque, then I would have been all legs spread, but you know
· tucker · tucker is perfect · sharing it with you ·

yeahtucker replied to your post: I have a lot of stress over killing bugs, like we…

oh they feel pain. I can hear their tiny screams. the doctors studying my hearing say it’s very rare to hear, it’s a curse and a gift, they say. but I say, it’s a curse. every time I close my eyes, I hear their screams. one scream in particular.

TUCKER I WILL DESTROY YOU 

NO TUCKER

NO

· Tucker · TUCKER IS ON TIME OUT · what happened to all my tucker tags omg ·

yeahtucker replied to your post: ummmmmmmm doesn’t “cp” mean child porn? What are you, some kind of child porn baker?

lol can’t lie this was me

I HAD MY SUSPICIONS!

· Tucker · Tucker has a problem with the word poop ·

You might be sitting there wondering what the hell is going on here.
If you are, I pity you because you don’t have Tucker Tuckerson in your life.
He is like the wonder baker I aspire to be :’)

You might be sitting there wondering what the hell is going on here.

If you are, I pity you because you don’t have Tucker Tuckerson in your life.

He is like the wonder baker I aspire to be :’)

· TUCKER · Seriously though what is happening here omg · RAWR MUFFIN MONSTER ·