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So Taylor Swift wins album of the year

Meanwhile, all of ontd commits mass suicide and the gaga stans scream to the heavens with their rage. Over on twitter, we’re flipping over tables.

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thedailywhat: Grammy Awards: Lady Gaga performs Speechless duet with Sir Elton John. This will likely go down quickly, so watch it quickly. [mwp.] Update: Fixed. BEAUTIFUL STUNNING GORGEOUS ETC We will accept no other god.

Feb 1st

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Am I the only one not watching the Grammys on...

thisiskelsey: (via croatoan) no ME NEITHER CAN I BE IN THE COOL KIDS CLUB?

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Jan 31st

Udderly Stupid - Alberta, Canada

Me: “Yes, ma’am, can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, this beef isn’t fresh. Can you take it back and get me fresh beef?”
Me: “Ma’am, the beef we cook is the freshest we can get.”
Customer: “Well, can’t you just kill a cow out back?”
Me: “Um, no we don’t have cows in the back, that’s against the law.”
Customer: “But isn’t this Canada? How can cows be illegal?”

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croatoan: nathen: Mr. Roboto - Styx DOMO...

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I'm not even sure I was just in history class

sexmoneysexcat: lilepo: tubyang: lilepo: This week needs to end. This may go down in history as the second worst week of my life. Let’s get coffee bblove. call/text me? You are a favorite Even if you’re more in gay love with your own sister than me excuse you, why aren’t we watching skins together? i’m sorry i’m not in gay or straight fb love w/ you, but that is no reason to shun...

Jan 30th

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I'm not even sure I was just in history class

tubyang: lilepo: This week needs to end. This may go down in history as the second worst week of my life. Let’s get coffee bblove. call/text me? You are a favorite Even if you’re more in gay love with your own sister than me

Jan 29th

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I'm not even sure I was just in history class

This week needs to end. This may go down in history as the second worst week of my life.

Jan 29th

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щ(ﾟДﾟщ) MIDTERMS (屮ﾟДﾟ)屮

alliphant: sexmoneysexcat: jellyzalde: HAHAHA DISCOVERED THE GREATEST FACES EVER! SO APPROPRIATE. DEF APPROPRIATE. EXTREME LEVELS OF APPROPRIATE

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I lost my primary job today

Thanks, shitty economy. It was an amazing four years. I’ll miss each and every kid I’ve had the pleasure to speak with there more than I can say. Here’s to the future, I suppose.

Jan 29th